As the late comedian George Carlin once said, “A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it.”
I was thinking about that a while back on one of my daily walks when I came across a whole lot of “stuff” spread out on someone’s front lawn and across the boulevard.
There were old tools and pieces of metal and wood, boxes and other items you might find in a workshop.
The thing is, I saw the same junk out on that lawn almost a week later. I wondered, are they just going to leave it there until someone from the city has to come and clean it up? I know that happens a lot.
On another walk, I found an interesting collection on top of a manhole cover. A pair of slip-on boots and a wine glass, pictured here. My imagination ran wild. Someone who had been partying a bit too much? Maybe fell down the manhole? Or was beamed up into a UFO? Of course, it was probably just someone trying to get rid of their stuff.
That was confirmed days later when I came across the same spot. The boots were gone, but the wine glass was still there. And added to the collection was a frying pan and some cutlery. Dinner is served.
My husband and I have occasionally put things out on the boulevard with a “free” sign, and usually, someone will take it. If it isn’t claimed within a day or so, we put it back inside and find another way to get rid of it.
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Many years ago we left an old sofa out on the boulevard and watched through our living room window as a couple of young guys plopped each end of the sofa on their skateboards and rolled it away. Perfect.
Old couches and chairs are probably one of the more common sights on the side of the street. What I don’t get is why someone would leave them out there when it’s raining? I mean, if it wasn’t that appealing, to begin with, a stuffed chair that has been left in the rain to rot is even less so.
Actually, in these days of COVID, I wouldn’t take anyone’s old couch anymore. You never know where it’s been.
And then there are the electronics. I’ve seen stereos, TVs, computers and toaster ovens left out in the rain. If they were in working order once, they’re not anymore. What are people thinking? Well, that’s just it. They’re not.
When I left home at 18 years old, all I had was my bed, a dresser, some clothes and my guitar. Every time I moved after that, I seemed to have more things to pack up. Now I sit in a big house with more things than I’ll ever know what to do with. Not just my stuff, but my family’s old stuff too. I need to feng shui and declutter pretty badly.
In a few years, we will have to downsize and I’m not going to be able to bring everything with me. Neither of my kids wants any of it and I don’t blame them. They want to buy their own stuff. And things like old silverware and china don’t appeal to younger generations. They prefer new things from Ikea.
I have a feeling that the first year or two of my retirement is going to be spent just getting rid of stuff. And in the meantime, I’ve got to train myself to stop buying more stuff.
Except for that new bedroom set. I DO need that.